Thursday, April 21, 2011
"Just how you showed me, Pa."
"My Pa told me how to do this one."
"My Pa warned me about women like you."
Oh yeah, the last one annoys me the most. (btw, in case you didn't know, *spoiler--John Marston dies at the end of the game, so you have to play as Jack), Jack is timid around the ladies. Rockstar games are renowned for their liberal sexual themes and gritty realism, and that includes the universal truth that people have sex, a lot. You could understand John's case, he was married after all. But Jack? "You're a little too old for me, lady." Jack, you're 19 at least. Stop acting like you're still sucking Abigail's tit.
Honestly, Rockstar. You make the western landscape swarming with hookers, and give us a forever-alone, extremely beta character to deal with who can't even make moves with GOD, DAMN, HOOKERS.
Plus, what's up with Jack's whiny little bitch voice? I want John's rustic, grating tones back. He's a real man.
Jack can't stop being a boy. You want ideas for DLC, Rockstar? NEW CHARACTER.